the amazing tijah - i want to cut connection us

That is the beauty of forwarding emails. It always amused me with stuff people can 'write' on the internet.

Anyhow, a little info about Tijah...
Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur. Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.. (ouch to the beach club girl?)

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya. Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes
myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are
really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me.
But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..
Tijah

Now, translate the letter to malay... :)